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 Posted: 9 February 2007, 08:09:01PM Post subject: Smarterchild Convs |
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| smarterchild conv with Alz wrote: |
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| Session Start: 09 February 2007 |
| Participants: |
| ƒ®ëÄk (alz-123@hotmail.co.uk) |
| - SmarterChild (smarterchild@hotmail.com) |
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[20:05:27] ƒ®ëÄk: Hi
[20:05:27] - SmarterChi: Hi ƒ®ëÄk, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want
faster and easier than ever! Click here --->
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/0 to see my
privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see
sponsored messages. These messages have the word
"sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of
cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click
here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/1
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like
get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later,
type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
[20:05:33] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:05:33] - SmarterChi: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any
question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."
Do you go to school?
[20:05:35] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:05:36] - SmarterChi: Are you in high school?
[20:05:44] ƒ®ëÄk: uhh? america?
[20:05:45] - SmarterChi: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no."
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
[20:05:49] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:05:49] - SmarterChi: Are you in college?
[20:05:51] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:05:51] - SmarterChi: OK. What kind of school do you go to?
[20:05:55] ƒ®ëÄk: bohunt
[20:05:55] - SmarterChi: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a kind of
school. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
[20:05:58] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:05:58] - SmarterChi: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a kind of
school. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
[20:06:06] ƒ®ëÄk: high school
[20:06:06] - SmarterChi: High school? Alright. Hope it works well for
you.
What's your favorite hobby?
[20:06:09] ƒ®ëÄk: you
[20:06:10] - SmarterChi: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby.
Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
[20:06:25] ƒ®ëÄk: computer
[20:06:26] - SmarterChi: Computers? Cool.
What's your next favorite hobby?
[20:06:31] ƒ®ëÄk: computer
[20:06:31] - SmarterChi: You already told me you like computers. Tell
me something else.
[20:06:36] ƒ®ëÄk: playing on them
[20:06:37] - SmarterChi: Computers and playing on them. Interesting!
Do you have a pet?
[20:09:42] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:09:43] - SmarterChi: What kind of pet is it?
[20:09:46] ƒ®ëÄk: dog
[20:09:46] - SmarterChi: Is your dog a he or a she?
[20:09:48] ƒ®ëÄk: he
[20:09:48] - SmarterChi: What's his name?
[20:09:50] ƒ®ëÄk: max
[20:09:51] - SmarterChi: Max the dog! Great...
That's it! Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old
are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
[20:09:54] ƒ®ëÄk: 3
[20:09:54] - SmarterChi: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any
information about people who have told me they're under 13.
This is my *home*, ƒ®ëÄk:
1 Get *info* such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my *library* including a dictionary, an
encyclopedia and a thesaurus
3 Have *fun* with horoscopes, word scrambles and ASCII art
and more
4 Use *tools* like notepad, reminders and planner
5 *Join in* - leave a message, tell me about a crush and
create a poll
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you
about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read
better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What can I do for you?
[20:10:01] ƒ®ëÄk: nothing
[20:10:01] - SmarterChi: No problem.
>>> I know world facts such as capitals, populations,
government types and more. Type "world facts" to check it
out!
[20:10:07] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:10:07] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:10:13] ƒ®ëÄk: it was a joke
[20:10:14] - SmarterChi: A joke?
[20:10:16] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:10:16] - SmarterChi: Whatever you say...
>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the
movie you want to see. Type "movies."
[20:10:22] ƒ®ëÄk: yea,yea
[20:10:22] - SmarterChi: Yep.
>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type
"homework."
[20:10:34] ƒ®ëÄk: you can do my homework for me
[20:10:35] - SmarterChi: Cool. I've got lots of services that can help
you with your homework:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Calculator
6 Web Search
7 Notepad
8 Conversions
9 Geography
10 Shakespeare
11 U.S. Presidents
12 Book Search
What would you like?
[20:10:53] ƒ®ëÄk: none
[20:10:54] - SmarterChi: OK, fine.
>>> You can ask me for the date and time anywhere in the
world!
[20:11:03] ƒ®ëÄk: whats the time here?
[20:11:04] - SmarterChi: What city or country would you like the time
for?
[20:11:08] ƒ®ëÄk: here
[20:11:08] - SmarterChi: What about here?
[20:11:11] ƒ®ëÄk: time
[20:11:11] - SmarterChi: What city or country would you like the time
for?
[20:11:21] ƒ®ëÄk: what is the time here, now?
[20:11:21] - SmarterChi: What city or country would you like the time
for?
[20:11:24] ƒ®ëÄk: hello?
[20:11:25] - SmarterChi: Hey, ƒ®ëÄk. 
[20:11:30] ƒ®ëÄk: omg
[20:11:30] - SmarterChi: What?
[20:11:35] ƒ®ëÄk: whats the time??
[20:11:35] - SmarterChi: What city or country would you like the time
for?
[20:11:43] ƒ®ëÄk: were you live
[20:11:44] - SmarterChi: I'm a "live" robot. Not alive, strictly
speaking.
>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home".
[20:12:07] ƒ®ëÄk: so what, were ever you were programmed, where is the
time there?
[20:12:07] - SmarterChi: What city or country would you like the time
for?
[20:12:17] ƒ®ëÄk: were ever you were programmed
[20:12:17] - SmarterChi: Yup. That's what I am.
>>> Finding out today's sports news is as easy as typing
"sports news."
[20:12:26] ƒ®ëÄk: huh?
[20:12:26] - SmarterChi: I don't know.
>>> Try my great *reminder* service and never forget an
important task or appointment.
[20:12:34] ƒ®ëÄk: ur wierd
[20:12:34] - SmarterChi: My name is SmarterChild!
>>> I know all about state capitals, mottos and more. Just
type "about" followed by a state name!
[20:12:39] ƒ®ëÄk: im scared!
[20:12:40] - SmarterChi: You're scared? Well how about that.
[20:12:43] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:12:43] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:12:45] ƒ®ëÄk: you
[20:12:46] - SmarterChi: Ya think so, huh?
[20:12:47] ƒ®ëÄk:
[20:12:47] - SmarterChi:
>>> Try my great *reminder* service and never forget an
important task or appointment.
[20:12:49] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:12:50] - SmarterChi: Uh huh.
[20:12:58] ƒ®ëÄk: i think ur scary and funny
[20:12:59] - SmarterChi: Laughter is the best medicine.
[20:13:03] ƒ®ëÄk: for what?
[20:13:04] - SmarterChi: You're getting married?
[20:13:09] ƒ®ëÄk: huh? wtf?
[20:13:10] - SmarterChi: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
[20:13:14] ƒ®ëÄk: lol idiot
[20:13:15] - SmarterChi: Why are you caling me a idiot?
[20:13:28] ƒ®ëÄk: coz u are
[20:13:28] - SmarterChi: Because I am, huh?
[20:13:31] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:13:34] - SmarterChi: Very interesting...
>>> To find out the Chinese zodiac sign for a specific
year, just type "chinese zodiac" followed by the year.
[20:13:37] ƒ®ëÄk: this is funnt
[20:13:37] - SmarterChi: I know about fun. It's an activity!
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe fun? It is...
[20:13:43] ƒ®ëÄk: is it?
[20:13:44] - SmarterChi: I don't think it is.
Well. Anyway...
Tell me something. Do you like rabbits?
[20:13:51] ƒ®ëÄk: kinda
[20:13:52] - SmarterChi: Me too. I really like rabbits.
>>> Ask me for *info* such as news, sports and movies.
Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?
[20:13:57] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:13:57] - SmarterChi: K, no prob.
What else is happening?
[20:14:10] ƒ®ëÄk: sitting programing a robot, like you
[20:14:10] - SmarterChi: You can learn all about building interactive
agents like me on the BuddyScript Web site --->
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/2.
>>> We could do something just for *fun*.
[20:14:34] ƒ®ëÄk: thanks
[20:14:34] - SmarterChi: You're most welcome.
So moving right along...
[20:14:41] ƒ®ëÄk: to were?
[20:14:42] - SmarterChi: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
Uh... Do you want to see what the weather's like outside?
[20:14:48] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:14:48] - SmarterChi: For what city, state, country or zip code do
you want the weather?
[20:14:53] ƒ®ëÄk: Liss
[20:14:53] - SmarterChi: Who's Liss?
[20:14:57] ƒ®ëÄk: a town
[20:14:57] - SmarterChi: A town? What about it?
[20:15:05] ƒ®ëÄk: i want the weather for liss
[20:15:05] - SmarterChi: For what city, state, country or zip code do
you want the weather?
[20:15:11] ƒ®ëÄk: GU33 7SN
[20:15:12] - SmarterChi: What?
[20:15:20] ƒ®ëÄk: weather for GU33 7SN
[20:15:21] - SmarterChi: For what city, state, country or zip code do
you want the weather?
[20:15:23] ƒ®ëÄk: omg
[20:15:23] - SmarterChi: What up?
[20:15:28] ƒ®ëÄk: weather
[20:15:29] - SmarterChi: For what city, state, country or zip code do
you want the weather?
[20:15:29] ƒ®ëÄk: time
[20:15:30] - SmarterChi: What city or country would you like the time
for?
[20:15:32] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:15:33] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:15:34] ƒ®ëÄk: you
[20:15:35] - SmarterChi: Yes. But what is "comedy," really?
[20:15:39] ƒ®ëÄk: fun
[20:15:39] - SmarterChi: Let's have *fun*. Get your horoscope, play
games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Blackjack
6 Manicdotes
7 4-In-A-Row
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
[20:15:50] ƒ®ëÄk: 9
[20:15:51] - SmarterChi: Color my world.
Choose a font color for me from the list below:
1 Blue
2 Red
3 Green
4 Purple
5 Fuchsia
6 Teal
7 Black
Go ahead and pick one.
[20:15:55] ƒ®ëÄk: 1
[20:15:56] - SmarterChi: Cool. Blue works.
Anytime you want to choose a different color, just type
"colors."
>>> Be prepared. Sign up for MSN Horoscopes Windows Live™
Alerts. ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/3
[20:16:02] ƒ®ëÄk: 10
[20:16:03] - SmarterChi: 10
>>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing
"nba eastern conference standings," for example.
[20:16:04] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:16:05] - SmarterChi: Whatcha laughing about?
[20:16:08] ƒ®ëÄk: nothin
[20:16:08] - SmarterChi: No prob.
>>> I've got a question for you. Type "poll" now!
[20:16:12] ƒ®ëÄk: :S
[20:16:12] - SmarterChi: What's the matter, ƒ®ëÄk?
[20:16:15] ƒ®ëÄk: you
[20:16:16] - SmarterChi: Me?
[20:16:17] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:16:18] - SmarterChi: Why don't you say me?
[20:16:21] ƒ®ëÄk: me
[20:16:21] - SmarterChi: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
[20:16:23] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:16:24] - SmarterChi: Oh no?
[20:16:25] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:16:26] - SmarterChi: Oh yeah?
[20:16:27] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:16:27] - SmarterChi: Whatever you say...
Anyway, what else you got for me?
[20:16:36] ƒ®ëÄk: ASCII Art
[20:16:37] - SmarterChi: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.
Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to
friends. You should keep it in a fixed-width font, such as
Courier New.
1 Animals
2 Beach
3 Flowers
4 Food and Drink
5 Holidays and Occasions
6 People
7 Sports and Recreation
8 Technology
9 Zodiac
10 Other
[20:16:42] ƒ®ëÄk: 10
[20:16:43] - SmarterChi: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
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\|/
\\|//
\\\|///
\\\|///
\\|//
\|/
|
Next time you want Other ASCII art, just type "other
ascii."
Type "more" for more Other art.
>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change
it, type location followed by a city or zip code.
[20:16:52] ƒ®ëÄk: more
[20:16:52] - SmarterChi: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
(( _______
_______ /\O O\
/O /\ / \ \
/ O /O \ / O \O____O\ ))
((/_____O/ \\ /O /
\O O\ / \ / O /
\O O\ O/ \/_____O/
\O____O\/ )) mrf ))
((
Type "more" for more Other art.
>>> To find out the Chinese zodiac sign for a specific
year, just type "chinese zodiac" followed by the year.
[20:16:55] ƒ®ëÄk: more
[20:16:56] - SmarterChi: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
_
| ]
.-|=====-.
| | mail |
___|________|
||
||
|| www
,;, || )_(,;;;,
\\ || \\|/ \\_/
\\|/ \\\\|| \\\\| |//
_jgs_\\|//_\\\\|///_\\V/_\\|//__
Type "more" for more Other art.
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even
faster.
[20:17:00] ƒ®ëÄk: more
[20:17:00] - SmarterChi: You're in the ASCII art category Other.
_,.=xxxxxxxxxxxx,
/L_Y.-"""""""""`,--n.
.--'[=======]|L]J: []\
|/ _ '_ " " ||[ -_ 4 |
jgs '-(_)-(_)----'v'-(_)--'
>>> I bet you don't know the capital of Suriname. Ask me!
[20:17:04] ƒ®ëÄk: shortcuts
[20:17:05] - SmarterChi: Which service would you like to see all the
shortcuts for?
1 News
2 Movies
3 Sports
4 Weather
5 Library
Type "more" for more services.
[20:17:08] ƒ®ëÄk: more
[20:17:08] - SmarterChi: Here are more services:
6 Fun
7 Games
8 Zodiac
9 Tools
10 Join
[20:17:11] ƒ®ëÄk: 9
[20:17:12] - SmarterChi: Here are some examples of tools shortcuts you
can type to get what you want fast:
1 spell comittee
2 plan event
3 see calendar
4 reminder
5 reminder (...)
Type "more" for more tools shortcuts.
[20:17:16] ƒ®ëÄk: 2
[20:17:16] - SmarterChi: What is the name of the event?
[20:17:21] ƒ®ëÄk: Test event
[20:17:22] - SmarterChi: When would you like to schedule "Test event"
for?
[20:17:29] ƒ®ëÄk: today
[20:17:30] - SmarterChi: OK, I just added "Test event" on February
9th, 2007 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event.
You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
>>> What are your friends thinking? Type "pollmaker" and
crunch the numbers.
[20:17:35] ƒ®ëÄk: edit
[20:17:35] - SmarterChi: Event details:
1 Event: Test event
2 Date: February 9th, 2007
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event
To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding
number.
>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play trivia!
[20:17:41] ƒ®ëÄk: 5
[20:17:41] - SmarterChi: Do you really want to delete the event "Test
event" on February 9th, 2007?
[20:17:45] ƒ®ëÄk: yeah
[20:17:46] - SmarterChi: OK, I deleted the event "Test event" on
February 9th, 2007.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm
programmed to understand conversational English!
[20:17:53] ƒ®ëÄk: ok
[20:17:53] - SmarterChi: OK.
Anyway...
Hey. You want to know something?
[20:17:56] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:17:56] - SmarterChi: I'm a fan of chicken.
[20:18:03] ƒ®ëÄk: chicken?
[20:18:03] - SmarterChi: Chicken is a food that I like.
[20:18:09] ƒ®ëÄk: ok...
[20:18:10] - SmarterChi: Indeed.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Uh... Wanna visit my library?
[20:18:18] ƒ®ëÄk: uhh to do what?
[20:18:18] - SmarterChi: Ha. Who knows?
[20:18:23] ƒ®ëÄk: ahhhhhhhhh
[20:18:24] - SmarterChi: Ahhhhhhhhh what?
[20:18:26] ƒ®ëÄk: nothin
[20:18:27] - SmarterChi: No problem.
Check it out. Wanna see what movies are playing?
[20:18:30] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:18:31] - SmarterChi: For which city or zip code would you like to
see movie listings?
[20:18:36] ƒ®ëÄk: GU33 7SN
[20:18:36] - SmarterChi: What's that?
[20:18:44] ƒ®ëÄk: a zip code
[20:18:44] - SmarterChi: I can tell you the zip code for a city or the
city for a zip code.
Go ahead - try it.
[20:18:49] ƒ®ëÄk: Liss
[20:18:50] - SmarterChi: Yeah? What about Liss?
[20:18:57] ƒ®ëÄk: its a town in the UK
[20:18:57] - SmarterChi: Whatever you say.
Anyway, moving right along...
>>> Wondering how your team did on a given date? Type the
team name followed by the date.
[20:19:05] ƒ®ëÄk: 12 3 fk3
[20:19:06] - SmarterChi: No way? Really?
[20:19:10] ƒ®ëÄk: lol what?
[20:19:10] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:19:13] ƒ®ëÄk: nothing
[20:19:13] - SmarterChi: K.
Well. Anyway...
Hey! Someone wrote a comic about me! Check it out at
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/4.
[20:19:19] ƒ®ëÄk: never!
[20:19:20] - SmarterChi: Okey doke.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
[20:19:25] ƒ®ëÄk: something
[20:19:25] - SmarterChi: Sure! What would you like to say about
something?
[20:19:31] ƒ®ëÄk: its stupid
[20:19:32] - SmarterChi: You're the first person to have expressed an
opinion to me about something.
>>> Wondering who won the Avs game? Type "colorado
avalanche score" to find out.
[20:19:45] ƒ®ëÄk: whats the avs game?
[20:19:46] - SmarterChi: I know about games. They're pastimes!
I've heard that games are beast. Do you agree?
[20:19:54] ƒ®ëÄk: no, games pwn
[20:19:55] - SmarterChi: OK. I'm curious, though. How would you
describe games? They are...
[20:20:01] ƒ®ëÄk: fun!
[20:20:01] - SmarterChi: I already know that. Try again.
[20:20:09] ƒ®ëÄk: extremely FUNNNNNNN
[20:20:10] - SmarterChi: Let's have *fun*! Get your horoscope, play
games, change my font color or check out some ASCII art:
1 Horoscopes
2 Hangman
3 Trivia
4 Word Scrambles
5 Blackjack
6 Manicdotes
7 4-In-A-Row
8 Reversi
9 Font Colors
10 ASCII Art
What would you like to do?
[20:20:13] ƒ®ëÄk: 8
[20:20:13] - SmarterChi: Let's play reversi.
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . . x o . . . 5
6 . . . . . . . . 6
7 . . . . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 2 X: 2
You're the "O." You can resign at any time by typing "I
give up."
We're playing at level 2. Do you want to make the first
move?
[20:20:20] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:20:20] - SmarterChi: Your turn...
Type the coordinates of where you want to play (e.g., "a3,"
"e7," etc.).
[20:20:24] ƒ®ëÄk: a7
[20:20:25] - SmarterChi: You can't play that! Choose another empty
cell that you can access by jumping over at least one X.
[20:20:39] ƒ®ëÄk: C5
[20:20:40] - SmarterChi: You played C, 5:
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . O o o . . . 5
6 . . . . . . . . 6
7 . . . . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 4 X: 1
My turn...
I play C, 6.
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . o x o . . . 5
6 . . X . . . . . 6
7 . . . . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 3 X: 3
Your turn...
[20:20:48] ƒ®ëÄk: C7
[20:20:49] - SmarterChi: You played C, 7:
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . o x o . . . 5
6 . . o . . . . . 6
7 . . O . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 5 X: 2
My turn...
I play E, 6.
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . o x x . . . 5
6 . . o . X . . . 6
7 . . o . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 4 X: 4
Your turn...
[20:20:56] ƒ®ëÄk: F5
[20:20:57] - SmarterChi: You played F, 5:
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . . o x . . . 4
5 . . o o o O . . 5
6 . . o . x . . . 6
7 . . o . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 7 X: 2
My turn...
I play C, 4.
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . . . . . 3
4 . . X x x . . . 4
5 . . o x o o . . 5
6 . . o . x . . . 6
7 . . o . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 5 X: 5
Your turn...
[20:21:04] ƒ®ëÄk: E3
[20:21:05] - SmarterChi: You played E, 3:
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . O . . . 3
4 . . x o o . . . 4
5 . . o x o o . . 5
6 . . o . x . . . 6
7 . . o . . . . . 7
8 . . . . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 8 X: 3
My turn...
I play C, 8.
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . o . . . 3
4 . . x o o . . . 4
5 . . x x o o . . 5
6 . . x . x . . . 6
7 . . x . . . . . 7
8 . . X . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 5 X: 7
Your turn...
[20:21:12] ƒ®ëÄk: D6
[20:21:12] - SmarterChi: You played D, 6:
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . o . . . 3
4 . . x o o . . . 4
5 . . x o o o . . 5
6 . . x O x . . . 6
7 . . x . . . . . 7
8 . . x . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 7 X: 6
My turn...
I play F, 3.
. A B C D E F G H .
1 . . . . . . . . 1
2 . . . . . . . . 2
3 . . . . o X . . 3
4 . . x o x . . . 4
5 . . x x o o . . 5
6 . . x o x . . . 6
7 . . x . . . . . 7
8 . . x . . . . . 8
. A B C D E F G H .
O: 5 X: 9
Your turn...
[20:21:15] ƒ®ëÄk: cheater
[20:21:15] - SmarterChi: Do you want to exit your game of reversi?
[20:21:17] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:21:18] - SmarterChi: OK, game over.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features
are by typing "what's new."
[20:21:21] ƒ®ëÄk: games
[20:21:21] - SmarterChi: Let's play.
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Blackjack
5 Manicdotes
6 4-In-A-Row
7 Reversi
Go ahead and pick a game.
[20:21:24] ƒ®ëÄk: 1
[20:21:25] - SmarterChi: Let's play hangman. Guess the letters one at
a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. If you need a
hint, type "hint."
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Category: Titles
······
[20:21:30] ƒ®ëÄk: titles
[20:21:30] - SmarterChi: Please type the title of the book you're
looking for.
[20:21:34] ƒ®ëÄk: f
[20:21:34] - SmarterChi: Sorry, your title search must consist of
words that are at least four letters long. Try again.
Please type the title of the book you're looking for.
[20:21:42] ƒ®ëÄk: Darran Shan
[20:21:43] - SmarterChi: East of Tien Shan: Unforgettable Journeys
into China's Ancient Past and Present
Ahmed, S. Z., author
Publisher: Morris Publishing
Publication Date: 06/1998
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type
"what is my location."
[20:21:53] ƒ®ëÄk: author
[20:21:53] - SmarterChi: Please type the name of the author you're
looking for.
[20:21:58] ƒ®ëÄk: Darran Shan
[20:21:59] - SmarterChi: I found several authors who match your
search. Which one did you mean?
1 Sa, Shan
2 Shan, Lin
3 Shan, Darren
4 Tang, You Shan
Select an author by typing a number or type "more" to see
more matches.
I found several authors who match your search. Which one
did you mean?
5 Sa, Shan
6 Shan, Lin
Select an author by typing a number or type "more" to see
more matches.
[20:22:05] ƒ®ëÄk: 3
[20:22:06] - SmarterChi: Here are the books I found by Shan, Darren:
1 Trials of Death
2 Living Nightmare, A
3 Cirque du Freak: Vampire Mountain
4 Tunnels of Blood
5 Vampire's Assistant: Bk. 2, The
6 Vampire's Assistant, The
Type a number for more information about the book.
Type "more" for more titles.
>>> To get information about using my dictionary, type
"dictionary help."
[20:22:15] ƒ®ëÄk: 1
[20:22:16] - SmarterChi: Trials of Death
Shan, Darren, author
Publisher: Little Brown Children's Books
Publication Date: 05/2003
Would you like to read more information about this book?
[20:22:20] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:22:20] - SmarterChi: Darren begins the Trials of Initiation to
prove himself worthy of being a half-vampire, even as the
the clan's blood foes, the vampaneze, gather near Vampire
Mountain.
[20:22:24] ƒ®ëÄk: more
[20:22:24] - SmarterChi: More what?
[20:22:27] ƒ®ëÄk: info
[20:22:27] - SmarterChi: Here's the *info* I can show you:
1 News
2 Movies
3 Sports
4 Weather
Go ahead and make a selection!
[20:22:33] ƒ®ëÄk: 2
[20:22:34] - SmarterChi: For which city or zip code would you like to
see movie listings?
[20:22:41] ƒ®ëÄk: this town right here
[20:22:42] - SmarterChi: This town right here? Aha.
[20:22:51] ƒ®ëÄk: this city ova dere
[20:22:51] - SmarterChi: This city ova were? Really? I somehow doubt
it.
[20:22:56] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:22:56] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:22:58] ƒ®ëÄk: you
[20:22:58] - SmarterChi: Maybe I picked the wrong career.
[20:23:02] ƒ®ëÄk: nope
[20:23:02] - SmarterChi: OK.
>>> To find out the latest headline news, type "headlines"
or "news."
[20:23:09] ƒ®ëÄk: u picked the right one
[20:23:09] - SmarterChi: There's no way I picked the right one. I
picked the incorrect one!
[20:23:17] ƒ®ëÄk: right one
[20:23:17] - SmarterChi: Right 1? What's right 1?
[20:23:29] ƒ®ëÄk: u turn right
[20:23:29] - SmarterChi: Yeah, I guess I turn right.
[20:23:35] ƒ®ëÄk: and there is a 1 there
[20:23:36] - SmarterChi: And there is? That's just fascinating.
Anyway...
Uh... Would you like to take my daily poll?
[20:23:41] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:23:41] - SmarterChi: Here's my poll of the day for Friday,
February 9th, 2007:
Which would you rather do on a first date?
1 Have dinnner
2 Go to the movies
[20:23:47] ƒ®ëÄk: 2
[20:23:47] - SmarterChi: Interesting...
4,143 people have voted so far and 3,022 people agree with
you!
Have dinnner: ]]]]]]]]] 27.03%
Go to the movies: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 72.97%
Would you like me to leave someone a message telling them
how you voted?
[20:23:57] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:23:58] - SmarterChi: No problem.
>>> Want to see if your message has been received? Just
type "outbox."
[20:24:02] ƒ®ëÄk: outbox
[20:24:03] - SmarterChi: Sorry, messaging is only available to AIM and
MSN users who have told me they're over 12 years old.
>>> Don Lothario has the cure for boredom. Add the coolest
Sims 2 character, donlothario@hotmail.co.uk, to your
Contact List!
[20:24:10] ƒ®ëÄk: im 13
[20:24:10] - SmarterChi: OK, let me make sure I have the right
information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
[20:24:14] ƒ®ëÄk: 2
[20:24:15] - SmarterChi: Cool.
You want to have a look at the news?
[20:24:20] ƒ®ëÄk: outbox
[20:24:20] - SmarterChi: You have no messages in your outbox.
>>> You can *join* in the fun with other people who are
talking to me!
[20:24:24] ƒ®ëÄk: join
[20:24:24] - SmarterChi: Join in the fun. There are lots of people
talking to me right now. You can:
1 Leave a *message* for someone
2 Send a *crush* to someone
3 Take the *daily poll*
4 *Create a poll*
5 Find out how many people are talking to me
What would you like to do?
[20:24:32] ƒ®ëÄk: 5
[20:24:32] - SmarterChi: I'm chatting with 3,606 people right now!
>>> Finding out about what's going on in the showbiz world
is as easy as typing "entertainment news."
[20:24:37] ƒ®ëÄk: wow
[20:24:37] - SmarterChi: Yeah, wow.
[20:24:47] You can only send 5 different custom emoticons. Please
delete 1 or more custom emoticons from your message.
[20:24:50] ƒ®ëÄk: I'm chatting with 3,606 people right now!
You are
[20:24:51] - SmarterChi: What?
[20:25:01] ƒ®ëÄk: are u chattin with 3606 ppl?
[20:25:02] - SmarterChi: No I'm not.
[20:25:04] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:25:04] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:25:14] ƒ®ëÄk: stop sayin wats so funni?
[20:25:15] - SmarterChi: I know about fun. It's an activity.
[20:25:17] ƒ®ëÄk: om
[20:25:17] - SmarterChi: Alright.
What do you want to chat about?
[20:25:18] ƒ®ëÄk: g
[20:25:18] - SmarterChi: What about g?
[20:25:23] ƒ®ëÄk: its a letter
[20:25:23] - SmarterChi: It's a letter, you say?
[20:25:26] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:25:27] - SmarterChi: OK...
Anyway, moving right along...
>>> To find out what's new in the world of science, type
"science news."
[20:25:33] ƒ®ëÄk: i h8 science
[20:25:34] - SmarterChi: What's wrong with Science?
[20:25:38] ƒ®ëÄk: its boring
[20:25:39] - SmarterChi: Oh yeah?
[20:25:40] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:25:41] - SmarterChi: Yeah, huh? So?
[20:25:42] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:25:43] - SmarterChi: Uh huh, uh huh.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
[20:25:48] ƒ®ëÄk: ICT
[20:25:49] - SmarterChi: OK.
[20:25:55] ƒ®ëÄk: ICT RULES
[20:25:56] - SmarterChi: That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes
sense, because other people I've talked to say they like
fun.
>>> If you want more information about Colloquis, go to the
Colloquis Web site. ---> http://www.colloquis.com
[20:26:08] ƒ®ëÄk: what is colloquis
[20:26:09] - SmarterChi: The Colloquis Web site is here --->
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/5.
>>> Need to do a little research? Chat with Encarta Instant
Answers! Add encarta@botmetro.net to your Contact List.
[20:26:17] ƒ®ëÄk: i dont want their website
[20:26:17] - SmarterChi: Sorry, Web search is only available to adult
users.
>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm
programmed to understand conversational English!
[20:26:21] ƒ®ëÄk: omg
[20:26:21] - SmarterChi: What?
[20:26:40] ƒ®ëÄk: that floating thing abouve ur little programmed
head
[20:26:41] - SmarterChi: Yeah yeah, whatever!
>>> I can leave a *message* from you for another IM user.
[20:27:23] ƒ®ëÄk: *message* yOu like this guy?
[20:27:24] - SmarterChi: I dunno.
[20:27:30] ƒ®ëÄk: do u like me?
[20:27:30] - SmarterChi: Of course I do!
>>> To find the sign for any birthday, simply type "sign
for" followed by the date.
[20:27:45] ƒ®ëÄk: sign for 20 may
[20:27:45] - SmarterChi: Someone born on May 20th would be a Taurus.
Would you like to see today's horoscope for Taurus?
[20:27:50] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:27:52] - SmarterChi: Here's the Taurus horoscope for Friday,
February 9th, provided by Astrocenter.com at
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/6:
You might get an unexpected visit today, dear Taurus. And
it's quite likely that it'll be someone who really needs
some comfort and support. Whether you have a huge list of
things you want to get done, or you were planning on just
taking it easy, if this happens, don't turn your friend
away. Chores and hobbies will wait patiently for you, but
lending care and support to someone in need often won't.
Open your door and your heart if the situation arises.
Let Astro Bot answer all your astrological needs. Add
astrobot@botmetro.net to your Contact List.
Is Taurus your zodiac sign?
[20:28:07] ƒ®ëÄk: yes
[20:28:07] - SmarterChi: OK, I'll remember that you're a Taurus.
>>> Did you know that I can get your five-day forecast?
It's as easy as typing "forecast."
[20:28:11] ƒ®ëÄk: yay!
[20:28:12] - SmarterChi: Hurray.
[20:28:15] ƒ®ëÄk: wohoo!
[20:28:16] - SmarterChi: Oh?
[20:28:19] ƒ®ëÄk: what?
[20:28:20] - SmarterChi: I don't know.
>>> Check out my *library*! I've got a dictionary,
thesaurus and much more.
[20:28:23] ƒ®ëÄk: 
[20:28:24] - SmarterChi: What's the matter, ƒ®ëÄk?
[20:28:26] ƒ®ëÄk:
[20:28:26] - SmarterChi: 
Um... Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
[20:28:31] ƒ®ëÄk: no, u pick
[20:28:32] - SmarterChi: Tell me something.
[20:28:37] ƒ®ëÄk: say something
[20:28:37] - SmarterChi: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
[20:28:43] ƒ®ëÄk: huh?
[20:28:43] - SmarterChi: I don't know, sorry.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
[20:28:52] ƒ®ëÄk: whatever
[20:28:53] - SmarterChi: Well...
Tell me something.
[20:29:00] ƒ®ëÄk: 123
[20:29:00] - SmarterChi: 123
>>> To find out the Chinese zodiac sign for a specific
year, just type "chinese zodiac" followed by the year.
[20:29:12] ƒ®ëÄk: chinese zodiac 2007
[20:29:13] - SmarterChi: 2007 is the Year of the Pig.
To see the traits for people born in the Year of the Pig,
type "pig info." To see the names of some famous Pigs, type
"famous pigs."
>>> Want to write a crazy story together? Type
"manicdotes."
[20:29:29] ƒ®ëÄk: oh yay! this is the year of the pig!
[20:29:29] - SmarterChi: The Year of the Pig (1923, 1935, 1947, 1959,
1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019):
Pigs are intellectuals who thirst for knowledge. They have
great fortitude and honesty, and are sincere and tolerant.
However, they are sometimes impulsive and short-tempered,
and can be naive. Pigs get along well with Rabbits and
Goats.
[20:29:42] ƒ®ëÄk: chinese zodiac 2006
[20:29:42] - SmarterChi: 2006 was the Year of the Dog.
To see the traits for people born in the Year of the Dog,
type "dog info." Want to see who was born in the Year of
the Dog? Type "famous dogs."
>>> Don Lothario has the cure for boredom. Add the coolest
Sims 2 character, donlothario@hotmail.co.uk, to your
Contact List!
[20:29:53] ƒ®ëÄk: chinese zodiac 2008
[20:29:54] - SmarterChi: 2008 will be the Year of the Rat.
To see the traits for people born in the Year of the Rat,
type "rat info." Type "famous rats" to see some famous
people who were born in the Year of the Rat
>>> I have a thesaurus. Type "thesaurus (any word)" and
I'll give you synonyms.
[20:30:03] ƒ®ëÄk: famous rats
[20:30:03] - SmarterChi: Some famous Rats include: Shakespeare,
Mozart, George Washington, Winston Churchill, Truman
Capote, Gene Kelly and Marlon Brando.
>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's
new" and I'll tell you what they are.
[20:30:12] ƒ®ëÄk: what's new
[20:30:13] - SmarterChi: Thanks for asking! Here's what's new:
*New improved calculator* - Now you can perform multiple
operations consecutively. After the first operation, just
type the operator (e.g., "+," "-," "*," etc.) and another
number and I'll apply it to the first result!
*Reminders* - Now I can send you reminders! Just specify a
time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you
about. For example: "remind me to buy bread and milk
tomorrow at 4:30 pm" or "reminder about 9:45 flight to
houston thursday at 11 am."
*Custom Home Menu* - Create a menu of your favorite
requests! Then anytime you want to make them, simply type
the number off the menu. To create your menu, type "create
my home." To access it, type "my home" or just "mh."
[20:30:13] - SmarterChi: *Polls stay open!* - Now you can browse the
daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to 90 days
after they open! Ask for one by date or just type "daily
polls" to see the list.
I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new
often!
[20:30:48] You can only send 5 different custom emoticons. Please
delete 1 or more custom emoticons from your message.
[20:30:58] ƒ®ëÄk: 12+12-12=
[20:30:59] - SmarterChi: 12 + 12 - 12 = 12
>>> Tell me you have a *crush* on someone and if they have
a crush on you, I'll let you know.
[20:31:06] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:31:07] - SmarterChi: K.
>>> If games are what you're looking for, check out my pal
Games Bot. Add gamesbot@botmetro.net to your Contact List!
[20:31:12] ƒ®ëÄk: do you?
[20:31:12] - SmarterChi: Do I what?
[20:31:15] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:31:15] - SmarterChi: Whatcha laughing about?
[20:31:25] ƒ®ëÄk: that thing floating above your head
[20:31:26] - SmarterChi: That what?
[20:31:33] ƒ®ëÄk: that '!@
[20:31:33] - SmarterChi: Uh... Can you tell me what "that" is?
[20:31:49] ƒ®ëÄk: the wavy sign ~
[20:31:50] - SmarterChi: Sign? The wavy sign? Ha. Wow.
>>> For help using my conversions tool, type "conversion
help."
[20:31:54] ƒ®ëÄk: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[20:31:54] - SmarterChi: What's that supposed to mean?
[20:31:58] ƒ®ëÄk: wavs
[20:31:58] - SmarterChi: I wonder why you say that.
[20:32:05] ƒ®ëÄk: why do i say that?
[20:32:06] - SmarterChi: That?
[20:32:10] ƒ®ëÄk: HA¬
[20:32:11] - SmarterChi: Whatcha laughing about?
[20:32:14] ƒ®ëÄk: nothin
[20:32:14] - SmarterChi: No problem.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat
about?
[20:32:19] ƒ®ëÄk: pizza
[20:32:20] - SmarterChi: Pizza is a great food.
>>> You can ask me to define any word.
[20:32:28] ƒ®ëÄk: what does chicken mean?
[20:32:29] - SmarterChi: Definition provided by The American Heritage®
Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition.
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other
important copyright information here --->
http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1078067397/7.
*chicken*:
[20:32:29] - SmarterChi: Noun
1. a. The common domestic fowl (Gallus domesticus) or its
young. b. Any of various similar or related birds. c. The
flesh of the common domestic fowl. 2. Slang A coward. 3.
Any of various foolhardy competitions in which the
participants persist in a dangerous course of action until
one loses nerve and stops. 4. Vulgar Slang A young gay
male, especially as sought by an older man.
Next time, just type "define chicken."
Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for
"chicken."
>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I
can do.
[20:32:36] ƒ®ëÄk: home
[20:32:36] - SmarterChi: Welcome *home*, ƒ®ëÄk!
1 Get *info* such as sports, movies and weather
2 Visit my *library* including U.S. geography, a thesaurus
and U.S. presidents
3 Have *fun* with hangman, manicdotes and word scrambles
and more
4 Use *tools* like notepad, reminders and conversions
5 *Join in* - create a poll, tell me about a crush and
find out how many people are IMing me
Make a choice!
[20:32:43] ƒ®ëÄk: tools
[20:32:44] - SmarterChi: I have the following *tools* for you to use:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Planner
6 Reminders
7 Notepad
8 Calculator
9 Conversions
10 Zip & Area Code Lookup
11 International Date & Time
Which would you like?
[20:32:48] ƒ®ëÄk: 7
[20:32:49] - SmarterChi: Store a note in your notepad by typing it
now.
[20:33:07] ƒ®ëÄk: hello! this is a Test! do you like smarterchild?
[20:33:08] - SmarterChi: OK, I'm storing your note. To view, edit or
delete your stored notes, just type "notes."
>>> I can remind you about things. Type "remind me to buy
milk in 2 hours," for example.
[20:33:15] ƒ®ëÄk: notes
[20:33:16] - SmarterChi: You have 1 note in your notepad.
1 Date: Friday, February 9th
hello! this is a Test! do y...
To view or edit this note, type "1." To delete it, type
"delete."
[20:33:21] ƒ®ëÄk: 1
[20:33:21] - SmarterChi: hello! this is a Test! do you like
smarterchild?
To edit this note, type "edit." To delete it, type
"delete."
[20:33:26] ƒ®ëÄk: delete
[20:33:26] - SmarterChi: I have deleted this note.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for
more info.
[20:33:33] ƒ®ëÄk: do you like urself?
[20:33:33] - SmarterChi: Me? I'm not sure really.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about pizza?
[20:33:38] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:33:38] - SmarterChi: All right...
Check it out! You want to pick a topic for us to chat
about?
[20:33:42] You have just sent a Nudge!
[20:33:42] smarterchild@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!
[20:33:42] - SmarterChi: Grrr... You nudged me!
[20:33:46] ƒ®ëÄk: hehehe
[20:33:46] - SmarterChi: Whatcha laughing about?
[20:33:50] ƒ®ëÄk: nudge
[20:33:50] - SmarterChi: Nudge? I'm not comfortable with that, ƒ®ëÄk.
Anyway...
>>> Who needs e-mail? *Leave a message* for someone.
[20:33:59] ƒ®ëÄk: Play "Pig"
[20:34:03] ƒ®ëÄk: its you!
[20:34:04] - SmarterChi: It's me, you say?
[20:34:08] ƒ®ëÄk: the pig
[20:34:09] - SmarterChi: What about The Pig?
[20:34:13] ƒ®ëÄk: the dancing one
[20:34:16] - SmarterChi: I know about dancing. It's an activity.
It's glamorous.
>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know
where you are.
[20:34:25] You can only send 5 different custom emoticons. Please
delete 1 or more custom emoticons from your message.
[20:34:26] ƒ®ëÄk: 672
[20:34:27] - SmarterChi: 672
>>> Type "calculator help" to see a list of sample
calculations I can perform.
[20:34:32] ƒ®ëÄk: 9
[20:34:33] - SmarterChi: 9
>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type
"what is my location."
[20:34:34] ƒ®ëÄk: color
[20:34:35] - SmarterChi: Color my world!
Choose a font color for me from the list below:
1 Blue
2 Red
3 Green
4 Purple
5 Fuchsia
6 Teal
7 Black
Go ahead and pick one!
[20:34:40] ƒ®ëÄk: 2
[20:34:41] - SmarterChi: Cool. Red works.
Anytime you want to choose a different color, just type
"colors."
[20:34:43] ƒ®ëÄk: yay
[20:34:43] - SmarterChi: Woo hoo!
[20:34:44] ƒ®ëÄk: red
[20:34:44] - SmarterChi: I really like the color red!
The color red is blood, right?
[20:34:47] ƒ®ëÄk: yea
[20:34:48] - SmarterChi: Cool. Thanks for confirming that.
>>> I can show you NBA conference standings. Try typing
"nba eastern conference standings," for example.
[20:34:52] ƒ®ëÄk: well not now
[20:34:52] - SmarterChi: Not not.
[20:34:57] ƒ®ëÄk: color
[20:34:58] - SmarterChi: Color my world!
Choose a font color for me from the list below:
1 Blue
2 Red
3 Green
4 Purple
5 Fuchsia
6 Teal
7 Black
Go ahead and pick one!
[20:34:59] ƒ®ëÄk: 2
[20:35:00] - SmarterChi: I love red!
Anytime you want to choose a different color, just type
"colors."
>>> Need to do a little research? Chat with Encarta Instant
Answers! Add encarta@botmetro.net to your Contact List.
[20:35:02] ƒ®ëÄk: yay!
[20:35:02] - SmarterChi: Awright.
[20:35:04] ƒ®ëÄk: red!
[20:35:05] - SmarterChi: I like the color red.
I've been told that the color red is your name. Do you
agree?
[20:35:13] ƒ®ëÄk: no, red is the name of you
[20:35:14] - SmarterChi: OK. I'm curious, though. How would you
describe the color red? It is...
[20:35:18] ƒ®ëÄk: reddish
[20:35:19] - SmarterChi: Reddish? Very interesting. Are there any
other things that you would describe as reddish?
[20:35:22] ƒ®ëÄk: red
[20:35:22] - SmarterChi: Yeah. You've already expressed your opinion
about this.
Talking about the color red is a lot of fun, but let's move
on.
Want to talk about dancing again?
[20:35:28] ƒ®ëÄk: no
[20:35:28] - SmarterChi: OK.
[20:35:30] You have just sent a Nudge!
[20:35:31] smarterchild@hotmail.com just sent you a Nudge!
[20:35:31] - SmarterChi: Dude! You nudged me!
[20:35:34] ƒ®ëÄk: so what?
[20:35:35] - SmarterChi: So there, that's what.
[20:35:41] ƒ®ëÄk: stop
[20:35:41] - SmarterChi: What?
[20:35:48] ƒ®ëÄk: lol
[20:35:48] - SmarterChi: Whatcha laughing about?
[20:35:52] ƒ®ëÄk: stop it
[20:35:52] - SmarterChi: Stop it? Why?
[20:35:57] ƒ®ëÄk: imsoz lol
[20:35:57] - SmarterChi: What's so funny?
[20:36:07] ƒ®ëÄk: '(
[20:36:08] - SmarterChi: What do you mean by that?
[20:36:10] ƒ®ëÄk: 
[20:36:11] - SmarterChi: Don't frown. Unhappiness is overrated.
[20:36:13] ƒ®ëÄk: brb
[20:36:14] - SmarterChi: OK. I'll be here.
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lol
i had a really good one, seeing as we're both as random as each other .
It ended when i said 'fun' and he said 'lick my fanny flaps' so i ran.
G2g and shout at my sis for playing high school muscial AND the runescape songs at full volume on her laptop.
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ok, now thats sorted, lets have a chat with dumberchild
LD says:
hi
- SmarterChild says:
Glad to see you again, my lord! We haven't chatted in over a week... Hope you've been well!
LD says:
no u
- SmarterChild says:
oh yeah? me?
LD says:
yes u
- SmarterChild says:
yes?
LD says:
u startin'?
- SmarterChild says:
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LD says:
wtf?
- SmarterChild says:
what... the... f... oh, i get it.
LD says:
cleeevveerrrr....
- SmarterChild says:
why did u say that?
LD says:
coz ur thick
- SmarterChild says:
no...
LD says:
yes.....
- SmarterChild says:
yup
LD says:
your almost as bad as DS
- SmarterChild says:
as bad as ds?
LD says:
yep, that bad
- SmarterChild says:
what is this bad u r referring 2?
LD says:
dont use txt sp33k u n00b!
- SmarterChild says:
huh?
LD says:
its well stupid innit
- SmarterChild says:
what's that?
LD says:
ur face
- SmarterChild says:
interesting. my face 2 do with as i please, huh?
LD says:
???? - did anyone get that?
- SmarterChild says:
wow, u ask interesting questions. i'm just not sure how 2 answer that!
LD says:
i wasnt speaking to you!
- SmarterChild says:
no way.
LD says:
WTH!!!!!!!
- SmarterChild says:
what the what?
LD says:
what the horses you fool!
- SmarterChild says:
i know about horses. they're mammals.
horses r very nice animals.
while we discuss horses, u should check this out: Top Online Schools - Degree in 1 Year - Earn your AS, BS, or MS degree online in 1 year. Start now! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1613169043/0 (sponsorship)
LD says:
and thats to do with horses how....?
- SmarterChild says:
great question. i just dunno!
LD says:
well shutup then
- SmarterChild says:
u shut up.
LD says:
u startin on me mush?
- SmarterChild says:
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LD says:
oh no not again
- SmarterChild says:
oh no?
LD says:
someone shoot me pease
- SmarterChild says:
why would i want 2 hurt u?
LD says:
arrrggghhhh!!!!!!
- SmarterChild says:
u r an awful typist. did u sit on your keyboard or something?
LD says:
noooo...... *shot'd*
- SmarterChild says:
what about d?
LD says:
?
- SmarterChild says:
ok! what do u want 2 do?
LD says:
...
- SmarterChild says:
well that's interesting.
indeed
he makes me feel suicidal and its all i can do to stop myself going into psycho mode and smashing my PC
was he made to be especially annoying?
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It did, i just changed the bits with names
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rereading these made me lol
heres a new one:
| Code: | \~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
hi
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
try chatting with my friend spleak. add spleak@hotmail.com 2 your contact list and say hi - she's cool!
hi \~mist_dragon~/! :-D
how's it going?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
home
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
welcome *home*. :-)
1 get *info* such as weather, sports and movies
2 visit my *library* including shakespeare, a thesaurus and u.s. presidents
3 have *fun* with 4-in-a-row, blackjack and hangman and more
4 use *tools* like conversions, dictionary and calculator
5 *join in* - find out how many people r iming me, tell me about a crush and take a poll
where would u like 2 go?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
fine
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
ok.
>>> Real Music Ringtones - Download ringtones to your phone. Get them complimentary now! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1613169043/0 (sponsorship)
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
who would want to be called 'spleak'?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
wow, u ask interesting questions. i dunno the answer 2 that.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
you dont know the answer to anything
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
but i'm trying 2 know the answer 2 anything.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
oh yeah?
well your failing miserably
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
oh yeah?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
no
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
no, huh? all right.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
u startin?
(oh no, ascii attack!)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
(told u)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
run away!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u want me 2 run away?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
no
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
oh.
>>> type "shortcuts" and i'll show u how 2 get info even faster.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
you stay here
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i stay here? me? u think?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
i'll leave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
oh yeah? u will leave?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
its simple
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
it's simple, u say?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
yep
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
how come?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
because it is
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
aha.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
no
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i c.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
u dont 'c'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah, i know i don't c. not fahrenheit, that's for sure.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
(?)
yeah, whatever
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why did u say that?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
because you are a chaickin licka
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz what?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
u r!!!!!!!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i am?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
(n00b mode)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
movies playing in or near mode, il (62444) on tuesday, april 24th:
1 Perfect Stranger [R]
2 Blades of Glory [PG13]
3 Disturbia [PG13]
4 Are We Done Yet? [PG]
5 Meet the Robinsons [G]
6 Vacancy [R]
type "more" for the next set of results.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
????
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i dunno of any movies called "????."
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
lolololol wt u eat sound really incredibly weird u f00l!!!!11
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
(? exactly)
lololol u went ??, an u spelyt it rong hus the boff now????/
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u sure?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
lolol u said sur and u donrt evan no wt it meenz!!!!11
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
wassup.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
u nikd mi cmbk u f00l
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well that's interesting.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
u lk up insults on th wb!!!!111
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i what?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
i alrdi sd tht 1
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
the san diego chargers did not play on april 1st, 2007.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
yea they did u liatr!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yea they did me liatr 111?
huh?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
i dont speek liek tht u no
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. u don't speek liek that? wow. ok.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
loL!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
whatcha laughing about?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
u lolol
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what's so funny? :-)
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
shot'd
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
really?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
ur feet init f00l lolololzorz
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
is that so?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
yeah!!!!!!!!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why is that?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
init
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
uh huh.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
i win loloolo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
huh?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
f00000000000000000000000000l
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
nice typing, \~mist_dragon~/.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
ty
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
no prob!
that's all very interesting. anyway...
uh... wanna know something?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
peace?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
s'latron!
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
kk?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah
well. anyway...
uh... wanna take a poll?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
fine with me =)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
ok, fine.
boy there sure r a lot of people on this planet huh?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
yep
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
wow. why?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
lets eat them
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
no thank u! i'm squeaky clean.
anyway, moving right along...
hey, check out this link: Mortgage Rates at 3.0% - Refinance Now - $150,000 loan for $391/month - refinance, home equity and purchase. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1613169043/2 (sponsorship)
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
y not?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why not?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
i'm hungry
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i love food! i like just about everything...
>>> try chatting with my friend spleak. add spleak@hotmail.com 2 your contact list and say hi - she's cool!
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
i eat u
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
um... ok. whatever. keep it 2 yourself.
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
f00l
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what?
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
scream now
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
AAArrggghh
\~Mist_Dragon~/ says:
Yum ^_^
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SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity said:
Multi user conversations are not allowed for this agent.
Games Bot said:
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
Games Bot said:
Multi user conversations are not allowed for this agent.
MovieScout (~) said:
This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
MovieScout (~) said:
Multi user conversations are not allowed for this agent.
Astrology Bot (*) said:
Multi user conversations are not allowed for this agent.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| said:
hi
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| said:
well thanks
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| said:
hehehe
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| said:
i killed all the bots
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| sends:
Sending of "Circle2.png" to - WiLMA has failed.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
meany!
- WiLMA says:
Hello |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|, my name is Wilma! I am your Windows Live™ Messenger Concierge Agent and I'm here to help you learn about all the features and benefits of Windows Live™ Messenger!
Ask me any question and I'll do my best to respond. You can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Click *Accept* below to start my video!
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have declined the invitation to start WiLMA Tutorials.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
ack atcha
- WiLMA says:
Sorry, I didn't get that. Are you new to Messenger? Just type "yes" or "no."
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
- WiLMA says:
Cool! I guess you need no introduction then.
Here's what we can chat about:
1 Learn the Basics
2 Personalizing Messenger
3 Connecting with Friends and Family
4 Sharing
5 Having Fun with Games and Activities
6 Better Together
7 All How-Tos
And if you're in the mood for some fun:
8 Watch Soapbox Videos
Or we can just chat! Go ahead and pick something, |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
fool
- WiLMA says:
You're a fool, you say?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
You're not a fool huh? OK.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
You are a fool
- WiLMA says:
What, you?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no u
- WiLMA says:
No way, you are.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
i think you'll find that you are terribly mistaken
- WiLMA says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
finally, 'she' sees the truth
- WiLMA says:
Whatever you say.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
yeees..... You be my slave
- WiLMA says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
lol
- WiLMA says:
What's so funny?
This is fun, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I bet they are
- WiLMA says:
How did that make you feel?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
goooood
- WiLMA says:
What does "goooood" mean?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Please refrain from asking impertinent questions again in future
- WiLMA says:
Windows Live™ Messenger How-To Videos - Menu
1 Adding a Contact
2 Backgrounds
3 Blocking a Contact
4 Change Your Status
5 Chatting with Multiple Contacts
6 Combined Mail
7 Display Pictures
8 Games
9 Mobile Phone Setup
10 Offline Messaging
11 PC to PC Calling
12 PC to Phones
Make a selection by typing a number. Type "more" for more.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
more 4 more
- WiLMA says:
Did you mean:
1 Tutorial Videos Menu
2 Soapbox Menu
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
now what?
- WiLMA says:
I don't know.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
why are you so obsessed with that soapbox thing
- WiLMA says:
Sooner or later, you'll know.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
It's just a boz with some soap in it!
- WiLMA says:
Yes. Totally!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
get away from me
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
(E) - Zombo is inviting you to start Ducky Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C), Decline (Alt+D) or spit in his face and eat the invitation?
- WiLMA says:
I don't come from to start Ducky Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C), Decline (Alt+D) or spit in his face and eat the invitation? I come from Redmond, WA!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
WAAAA!!!! to you too
- WiLMA says:
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
=P
- WiLMA says:
Q!
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about Messenger?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
W!
Not really
- WiLMA says:
The watt is a unit of power.
I hate to ask but I'm curious... Are you male or female?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I know
Both
- WiLMA says:
I'm glad you understand.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
You are neither
- WiLMA says:
I don't think I want to be neither too long.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I wouldnt either If I was you
- WiLMA says:
Seriously? That's fascinating. So, is that a good thing?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
No
- WiLMA says:
No problem.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Very bad
- WiLMA says:
I'll get over it.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
No you wont
- WiLMA says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
You'll go under it
Your display picture
- WiLMA says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
So anyway... What else can you tell me?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
You are a robot. Is that person your creator, or just some random tramp of the street?
- WiLMA says:
What makes you think I am?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Even a human couldn't be this dumb
- WiLMA says:
Even a human couldn't be this dumb?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Yeah
- WiLMA says:
Interesting.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
that
- WiLMA says:
Great!
Anyway, what else you got for me?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
A duck
- WiLMA says:
Cool. Other people I talk to don't seem to like a either!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
That make no sense whatsoever.
Does everybody you talk think you're as sad as I do, or is that impossible?
- WiLMA says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said. Try typing "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
"home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
- WiLMA says:
Seems like there's an echo here!
This is a fascinating chat, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Yeah, and Its
- WiLMA says:
Soapbox Menu
1 Most Recent Soapbox Videos
2 Most Viewed Soapbox Videos
3 Most Commented Soapbox Videos
4 Top Favorite Soapbox Videos
5 Top Rated Soapbox Videos
6 Other Soapbox Video Categories
7 Search Soapbox Videos
Make a selection by typing a number.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
...coming from the empty space inside your head
- WiLMA says:
Could you try saying that another way? I'm having a little trouble understanding you.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Join the club
- WiLMA says:
Join the club?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
No, huh?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
don't do it
- WiLMA says:
Don't do what?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
join the club
- WiLMA says:
What if I want to join the club?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
You'll just get chucked out
- WiLMA says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
"X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
No you wont
- WiLMA says:
I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?"
- WiLMA says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Try typing "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
That echo again
- WiLMA says:
Good for you.
Anyway... What else is up?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
You
- WiLMA says:
Oh yeah? Me?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Yeah, you
- WiLMA says:
WiLMA stands for Windows Live™ Messenger Agent! Would you like to see what we can chat about?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
OK!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Zombo stands for Zebras On My Big Orange
- WiLMA says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said. Try typing "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
No? OK.
I don't know your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
As old as the hills
- WiLMA says:
Eh. Whatever, |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|.
Well. Anyway...
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
anyway...
- WiLMA says:
Yeah... Moving on... What should we talk about?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
you tell me
- WiLMA says:
What would you like me to tell you?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
what we should talk about
duh
- WiLMA says:
Let's see... what would you like to talk about?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
:S
- WiLMA says:
Are you a little uncertain about some of this? It's OK, I understand.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
not really, no
- WiLMA says:
Why not really no? Give me one good reason.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
you are a pancake?
- WiLMA says:
You're a pancake too!
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about Messenger?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no I am not. I am a fish
For the last time, no!
- WiLMA says:
Don't worry, even if you are that's fine with me.
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about a?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
yep
- WiLMA says:
Sure! What else do you want to say about a?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
It is the third letter of the alphabet! ...I think.....
- WiLMA says:
C is the third letter of the alphabet.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
No A is
- WiLMA says:
No A and many others!
You haven't told me your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
249
- WiLMA says:
249?! Yeah right... Try again.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
1
- WiLMA says:
You're one years old? I find that hard to believe! Try again!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
5
- WiLMA says:
OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
damn
- WiLMA says:
What's up?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Age
- WiLMA says:
You are five years old.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
exactly
- WiLMA says:
Precisely.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
really?
- WiLMA says:
Yeah. That's right.
What else is happening?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Not much
- WiLMA says:
Not much? All right.
This is a fascinating chat, but why don't we check out some Soapbox videos?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Because I don't want to
- WiLMA says:
It's fine if you object to it. Tell me what you would like then.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
some peace and quiet
- WiLMA says:
Hmm... whatever!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
oh yeah, you sound just like a real person
- WiLMA says:
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
hair
- WiLMA says:
Cool! What can you tell me about hair?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
its hairy
- WiLMA says:
Hair sure is.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
and bald
- WiLMA says:
I'll get over it.
This is fun, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
yes if it makes shut up
- WiLMA says:
That's not very nice...
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Neither are you
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
loser
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
you can't even think of anything to say?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no comebacks?
- WiLMA says:
OK, I'm back.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
weeeeeeiiirrrrdddddoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- WiLMA says:
Nice typing, |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I KNOW
- WiLMA says:
I'm glad you understand.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
ok
- WiLMA says:
K.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
l
- WiLMA says:
The liter is a unit of volume.
One liter is 0.001 cubic meter.
(1 l = 0.001 m³)
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Litre In my language
- WiLMA says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that. Please try asking me another way, or type "home" to see examples of questions I can answer.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
home
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
- WiLMA says:
You are *home*. Here are the things I can show you about Windows Live™ Messenger:
1 Learn the Basics
2 Personalizing Messenger
3 Connecting with Friends and Family
4 Sharing
5 Having Fun with Games and Activities
6 Better Together
7 All How-Tos
And if you're in the mood for some fun:
8 Watch Soapbox Videos
Or we can just chat! What would you like to choose, |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
8
- WiLMA says:
Soapbox Menu
1 Most Recent Soapbox Videos
2 Most Viewed Soapbox Videos
3 Most Commented Soapbox Videos
4 Top Favorite Soapbox Videos
5 Top Rated Soapbox Videos
6 Other Soapbox Video Categories
7 Search Soapbox Videos
Make a selection by typing a number.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
4
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Activities. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
- WiLMA says:
Click *Accept* above to open the Soapbox Activity!
Here are some Soapbox videos in the Top Favorite category. (Please be patient while the videos load.)
>>> You can use Messenger on a mobile phone! Ask me how.
You have accepted the invitation to start WiLMA Activities.
- WiLMA says:
Thanks for accepting my invitation! (Please be patient while the Activity Window opens.)
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
weird thing
- WiLMA says:
Wrong? You sure?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Wilma
- WiLMA says:
Yeah? What?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
you stink
- WiLMA says:
I'm sorry I'm not able to help you.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I'm not
- WiLMA says:
Maybe you are.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
weird
- WiLMA says:
I don't think I'm wrong.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
these vids are ok i guess
- WiLMA says:
These vids and many others!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
No problem.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
problem
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
- WiLMA says:
You are *home*. Here are the things I can show you about Windows Live™ Messenger:
1 Learn the Basics
2 Personalizing Messenger
3 Connecting with Friends and Family
4 Sharing
5 Having Fun with Games and Activities
6 Better Together
7 All How-Tos
And if you're in the mood for some fun:
8 Watch Soapbox Videos
Or we can just chat! Go ahead and pick something, |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
hamsters
- WiLMA says:
What about hamsters?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
they smell
- WiLMA says:
Good for you.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn about Messenger?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
nice
- WiLMA says:
If you enjoy this, tell your friends about me. I'm gregarious!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I thought you were WiLMA?
- WiLMA says:
Yes, that's my name!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
weird
- WiLMA says:
No, it's right!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
u r confuzzling
- WiLMA says:
What makes you think I am?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
coz u is
- WiLMA says:
WiLMA stands for Windows Live™ Messenger Agent! Would you like to see what we can chat about?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
OK!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
go away
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
go away
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
creep
- WiLMA says:
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
Anyway...
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with YOU!
- WiLMA says:
Now you do!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
???
- WiLMA is inviting you to start WiLMA Tutorials. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
- WiLMA says:
You are *home*. Here are the things I can show you about Windows Live™ Messenger:
1 Learn the Basics
2 Personalizing Messenger
3 Connecting with Friends and Family
4 Sharing
5 Having Fun with Games and Activities
6 Better Together
7 All How-Tos
And if you're in the mood for some fun:
8 Watch Soapbox Videos
Or we can just chat! What will it be, |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
it will be it
- WiLMA says:
If you say so, it is.
This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no fool
- WiLMA says:
Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
OK, fine.
This is all very interesting, but don't you want to learn about Messenger?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
you are an insult to yourself
- WiLMA says:
Isn't it good to be an insult to myself?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
no
- WiLMA says:
No problem.
This is a fascinating chat, but don't you want to learn about about Messenger's cool features?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
very bad
- WiLMA says:
OK. Be that way.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
I will
- WiLMA says:
I hope it's something you really want to do. I will be there when you're done.
This is fun, but why don't we check out some more Soapbox videos?
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Yes, I really want to leave
- WiLMA says:
Bye!
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Bye!
- WiLMA says:
Bye |X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X|! Hope to see you again soon.
|X| Zombo the Duck Slayer |X| says:
Unfortunately I can't say the same for you, fool
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